Hamster on the Isle of L'alamonde
*Hamster on the Isle of L'alamonde
*//It was early Autumn, and Hamster, fraught and /
/thithered by the sounds and smells of the shellacked /
/shotgun in the lilacless green, decided it was /
/about time to leave the island of L'alamonde. /
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/T'ad been a great summer but his lazy bones /
/demanded more and different stimulation than /
/he could find riding around in his pram of garlands. /
/Yonder Buckingham beckoned through the frizzled stew! /
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/Setting out into the water, loathe to get wet /
/he used his frying pan hands to manglehandle /
/the fractious maw, the crimson cranium with /
/a firm set of his own cesium jaw. /
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/Strictly, hardly, bedlam chewed at his /
/inner bedposts and bedrails of exquisite tarnation /
/fondling his well-studied, well-earned mawkish mewd. /
/Hamster gill-rode his mount to far Buckingham beach. /
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/In the lilac sands of that beach he built a great bonfire /
/and offered up his mount for a most fantabulous barbeque /
/inviting old friends and fractious competitors alike /
/to tell his stories of prams, garlands and frizzled stew /
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/Bedazzle them with tales of the many shellackings, /
/tumbling shellackings he took and gave hither and thither /
/so far from this Buckingham breakwater, chewing sharksteak, /
as they strung sharktooth necklaces.
this is a shark-steak chunk of whimsy that came to me several years ago when I found this turn-of-century woodcut illustration... who is this monkey riding on a shark, where is he going? what is he up to? and it was apparently the time of Lilac's greening up/or-not
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